lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I stole a fireplace last night.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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