I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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