did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I came so hard my ears popped.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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