I didn't shave. On purpose
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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