I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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