K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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