that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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