Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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