did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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