no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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