i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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