We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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