My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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