Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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