I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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