Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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