I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
