Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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