just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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