Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
the day after is always just damage control
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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