i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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