just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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