he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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