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With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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