I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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