He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
