is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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