Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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