So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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