yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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