I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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