I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
