i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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