with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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