I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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