if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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