walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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