She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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