PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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