Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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