yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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