I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Terrible idea I love it
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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