needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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