Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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