Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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