NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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