I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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