Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
i out mim tonsoeep
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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