if you like me you must not know who I am
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
