It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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