we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
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Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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