no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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