Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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