i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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